This girl had really bad breath. I’d been seeing her for a couple months and took her to a Halloween party. This song came on — I think it was Sunday Bloody Sunday — and I leaned over to her and said “I love U2”. She got a funny look on her face, and shouted…
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Right in the Kisser
The love of my life (at the time) finally got around to kissing me at the end of the evening and I stood motionless (having been transported to planet bliss) until I was snapped back to earth by the sound of his laughing. Not half as embarrassing though, as the time I walked into a…
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