Posts Categorized:First Date

Dirty Pink Shoes

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I had a first date with an Australian girl. She came to my door, and I noticed she had these old 80’s style pink shoes with a big pink flower on the toes. And, they were really dirty. I’m a guy, and so I don’t really get uptight about these things but in retrospect it…

Love is Blind, and Deaf.

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My grandma was single for most of her life. When she was in her 70’s she went on a date with an extended friend of the family: uncle Gordon. They were both pretty much blind and deaf. Gordon borrowed my aunt’s car and went to take grandma out to Whitespot for lunch. He proceeded to…

Bean-e-Weenies for Dinner?

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I was set up on a first date with one of my old high school friend’s friend. Let’s call him Bob. He was several years older and had a job, so I expected we would go out and do something fun for our first date. When I arrived at his house he informs me that…

Worst Dinner

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While we were on our first date (and last date), eating dinner at a restaurant, he asked if I wanted to watch a movie after. It was getting late and I’d already told him I had to get up early for an exam the next day so politely reminded him of that and declined. That…